Well...at least he's honest

A quote sent in from Washington Post writer Matthew Brooks on Julian Taverez's decision to sign with the Nationals:

“Why did I sign with the Nationals?” Tavarez said on Sunday. “When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.”